sonicinmobius

This is the first time I've been on deviantART in over two years, and it's pretty weird. I was immature as hell back in the days, and my writing sucked. For that reason, I deleted all of that, but I kept my Photoshop stuff because that's actually better than anything I can come up with now. As pathetic as that is. I was trying to figure out why I stopped going here in the first place, considering the fact that I used to be here all the time (as evidenced by the fact that I have over a thousand favorites). Did something bad happen in my life? Was I suddenly bombarded with homework? Did I work out my pimp hand until it was so mighty that it kn

I haven't been here for quite some time. I'm not exactly sure why I decided to check  back in the first place, but what the hell. It's rather disturbing, reading the shit I submitted years ago and finding out just how much I sucked at writing back then (I'm much better now, by the way, and I'm also much better at subtle satire). I'm still immature. If I ever do submit something, it'll probably be a parody of self-proclaimed "contemporary surrealists." I'm sure you've seen one of these people. They take a picture of a cow with its guts hanging out, do some stupid shit to it in Photoshop, submit it here, and describe it as a "work of surreali

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